Best Short Status for Whatsapp
- Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
- I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
- I like children. Properly cooked.
- Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
- The longer the title the less important the job.
- Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
- I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
- If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.
- A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Short Status Quotes for Whatsapp
- I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
- Weird is a side effect of awesome.
- I’m not perfect, I am original.
- I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
- Silence is better than lies.
- I didn’t change, I just woke up.
Short Status Messages for Whatsapp
- That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.
- At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
- I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
- I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
- Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
- My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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